ANS jokes
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥