ANS jokes
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.