ANS jokes
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.