ANS jokes
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
How do you make an idiot say how?
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.