Another jokes
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.