Another jokes

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.

One was a salted peanut.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

What do you call a failure in another language?

Me.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.

Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."

Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

A fan gave another fan a blowjob.