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Heroin Monkey

A cartoon drawing shows a person with a computer monitor for a head, displaying logos for Google Chrome, Facebook, and Amazon, speaking to another person. The text says "I see you recently bought a lawnmower. Can I interest you in another lawnmower?"

Heroin Monkey

Two signs side-by-side are shown. The first sign on the left shows a gun with a circle and line through it and the text 'All weapons are prohibited on these premises.' The sign on the right shows a silhouette of a person holding a gun with the text 'The next person who shoots up the school is double gay.' above the silhouette, the text is above it.

Manga fan

Meme:

A chat between two people where the first person says, "Dude, I got a girl!" and the second replies, "Me too bro!!" The first one asks "Where is she from?" The first says, "She's from another nation". The second one asks "Which nation". The first one answers: "My imagiNATION". Then the second person says "My gf lives by the sea." Then the first person asks "Which sea?" Finally the second person responds: "My fantaSEA". Under the chat are two anime characters looking sad.

Autterpop

Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)

The image displays a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a woman with dark hair and a choker saying, "I have depression." The top right panel shows a blonde woman saying, "OMG you should go talk to cpecialist." The bottom left panel depicts a decapitated head and neck, and the bottom right panel shows a rifle.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings looking surprised. Above the image is the text "When Disney purchases LOTR" and below the image is the text "Somehow, Sauron has another ring."

Heroin Monkey

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Willy b

Two dogs are standing on grass. A black dog has its head on the head of a white dog. The text reads "Another one" and "The dust".

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oh well there goes another one

A car is shown nose-diving into a pothole filled with water. The text overlaid on the image reads "People in Ohio be like: Hit a pothole today..."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Boeing

The image contains the text "When one door closes, another one opens." - Boeing attributed to Boeing

Big_Pix 💯💯

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The image is a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon cars. The left image shows Lightning McQueen looking bright-eyed and smiling. The right image shows a beat-up red car with a wide, somewhat manic grin. Above the images is the text 'Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.'

whizzingfizz

A black dog has its head over a white dog's head. The text on the image reads: "Another one" next to the black dog and "The dust" next to the white dog.

Anonymous

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel depicts a character, Piccolo, from Dragon Ball Z, standing with his arms wide open. The second panel shows Piccolo looking surprised and a bit frantic, with yellow and green energy swirling around him. Text above the image reads: "When you get done with your Pornhub video but then see another good one..."

Bozo

omg the ninjago wiki is so chaotic

A screenshot of a forum post discussing what would happen to Merlopia when the merge happens. Comments suggest it could be buried or merge with another kingdom. There is also an image of a face blurred, likely from a video game or animation.

gyattohio

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Wade

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

blach66

A young person is holding a rifle. The text says, "When you get detention for handing in your homework 1 day late and then your teacher does not correct it for another week."

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