Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Another Jokes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
