Another Jokes

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Another joke ik they suck.

What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.

Two dogs are standing on grass. A black dog has its head on the head of a white dog. The text reads "Another one" and "The dust".

One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?

Getting neck!

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

what did one emo say to another emo... rock it out

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"