me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
what did one emo say to another emo... rock it out
If my son was a real man I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon? kid: i dont know why man: cause they have a family plan kid: well i need to get another phone service now
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
Wife: “I want another baby” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one”
What did one skeleton say to another? . . . . ...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Your hair line so bad we needed to pull it from another universes
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
