Annoying jokes
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Logan Paul.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Knock knock.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
T-Series.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.