Me: Itś smells like good fam.
Friend: Whatś good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: The moon landing was faked! So unbelievable fake! Me: You believe in the moon? Stupidass.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
T-Series
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad
What do you call a annoying emo kid, a nuseance
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website.... a Brodie
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
hi m my name is crappy i like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.
bust it open for jesus
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
CIRCUMFERENCE
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
Your do annoying like your fucked up hairline
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
