Annoying jokes
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What?
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"