Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What?
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
So if I drink alcohol your an alcoholic.......... but if I drink Fanta Iām fantastic
Y u gey, bruh?
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a condescending con descending
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Logan Paul.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Knock knock
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
