"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"
What is so annoying? A younger sister
So if I drink alcohol your an alcoholic.......... but if I drink Fanta Iām fantastic
y u gey bruh
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a condescending con descending
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What are you kidding me, I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Logan paul
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Knock knock
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
