New Annoying Jokes

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt

ugh i hate anons there so anonnoying

What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more

why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.

A note for my old English Teacher:

Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~

@DreamBlue

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?

Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels

today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."

What's the most annoying thing in the world

When your told your still qualified to live

Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying

i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"

When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better.

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.