Disturbance jokes
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
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i was sleeping, and my damn dog was sitting by my door just barking.
im starting a competition to see who can make the most disturbing/cursed ai art post them in the comments
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more