New Annoying Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?

People named Aaron are annoying why have two A’s when you can have none... (Ron)

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)

You are annoying lolllllllll.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?

Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.

Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.

Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-

Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.

Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone stupid bitches...

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Of someone called you ugly say brfor you call me ugly look in a mirror

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.