Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
My dad is nice đź‘Ť
Three copycats on a boat 1 jumps off how many are left? 0 cause they’re copycats
me: nok nok teacher: who is there Me: boo Teacher : boo who Me: stop being a crybaby and open the door! Teacher:............ Me: aw man detention again.
My brothers kept annoying me. I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up. It was an empty threat - right after I was done
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Your Dad Went To The shop to get milk came back went again but never came back due to a car crash due to a itchy rash
Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks
"Knock know" "Who's there" "Doctor" "Doctor who"
"Doctor who"
my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN
I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing
So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard
you use to call me on your cellphone when you need my love mad girl; SHUT UP YOU ARE SO ANNOYING I DONT WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE
1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist
yan nan ate my salty penis
boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way
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