Annoying jokes
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
My dad is nice!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.