What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
My dad is nice!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
