Annoying jokes
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? đ
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
There arenât enough gymnastics jokes.
Itâs flipping annoying! (Original)
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
My dad is nice!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threatâright after I was done.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and itâs annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.