What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes It’s flipping annoying (Original)
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.