Anime jokes
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Memes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.