A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What animal can jump the highest the highest? The Emo kids
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What is the deafferents between Pikachu and orphan Pikachu i choose u
