Anime jokes

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

I'll start: Monokuma.

What happens when animals do a squat?

It doesn't become pretty...

What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?

It's an ARMadillo.

My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!