Anime jokes
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
.o.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
I'll start: Monokuma.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.