Anime jokes
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
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This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
I'll start: Monokuma.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!