Anime

Anime jokes

Opposition

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Floor

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

Cow

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

Dog

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

Animal

What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

School

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

Condom

My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.

Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Breath

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

Idea

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Frog

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Cow

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

Word

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/