Anime jokes
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Memes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
I'll start: Monokuma.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/