Anime jokes
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
I'll start: Monokuma.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!