Anime jokes
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.