Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
AOT > ur fav anime
What Animal has 5 Legs?
An Pitbull on an Children Playground
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Naruto solos.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
