Animal jokes

A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."

A man opened a snail farm.

He said that it is a slow-moving business.

What does a perverted frog say?

"Rubbit."

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees.

What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙

What do you call a deaf animal?

Anything, it can't hear you.

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

The cow didn’t make it.

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives!

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Why did the tiger lose at poker?

Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

What goes "Ooooooo"?

A cow with no lips.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Well, at least the one I fucked did.

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

What happened to the frog that partied illegally?

He got TOAD away!

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

Who did the cow want to hang with?

The udders.