A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
you look like a cat
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
