What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.