Animal Jokes

Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh

What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)

Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?

Because he’s a hoot.

what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

the cat is actually cute

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."

i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.

They are hairy

Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo

What do you call cat that walk slow?

CATerpillar

Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄

what do you call a three humped camal- pregnant.

Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.