Fauna jokes
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
I love animals!
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
CUTEST DEER
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.