Fauna jokes
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
CUTEST DEER
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? Dam!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?