Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What animal lies? A lion.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
