Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What animal lies? A lion.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
