Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What animal lies? A lion.
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
