What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.