What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
