Animal jokes
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
My dog died today. 😥
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
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