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How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
I just watched a prog am about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.😂😂😂
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
