What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
I just watched a prog am about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.😂😂😂
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells? A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend? You're my boo.
What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
where did the cows go to a date? to the mooovies
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village
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4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What does the Fox say ? Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow
