Animal

Animal jokes

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.