Animal jokes
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
My dog died today. 😥
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Suck my cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
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What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.