Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
