Animal jokes
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!