Animal jokes
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
I like cats.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.