And jokes
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Memes
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found