And jokes

What’s a cow with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

I don't know either.

Why do you think I asked you? ;)

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

What is yellow and can’t fly?

A school bus.

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What's between a wife and a husband?

A divorce.

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

What is the difference between a human and a burger?

What's black, white, and red all over?

Lossvagus school shooting.

What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?

Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.

I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

When you end up pregnant...

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.