And jokes
A blonde woman with a coach ticket sits in first class on a flight to South America.
A flight attendant asks her to move, but she replies, "I'm blonde and beautiful, and I'm staying here!" The flight attendant tells the pilot, who also tries to move her, but she gives the same answer.
Finally, the co-pilot says, "I've got this, I speak blonde." He whispers in her ear, and she immediately gets up and moves to coach. The others ask what he said. He replies, "I told her first class isn't going to South America."
A Swiss, a Japanese, and a Chinese... they are me, they are Weidi Weidi? Don't make it! The Chinese are not! The Swiss man throws his watch, drinks a focus detector in 5 liters. First to arrive, he drinks uga's seenzal KEEN FINEZ Mans GANKG DAY UNF.
Below, to be noted, question: "How do DESCEL DESCELL????" Quite simply: "We Swiss Habin Eben."
A German, a Japanese, and a Chinese person meet for a diving competition.
The German can stay underwater for 3 minutes, the Japanese for 30 minutes, and the Chinese for 3 years. The German and the Japanese return first. Finally, the Chinese person comes back up. The Chinese person says: "De chinai gar ne dum, de yo bot rum farin antin met dam!"
Eskimos are fishing in their igloos. Winter is just around the corner. An Eskimo asks: "Who's bothering me now?"
When he opened the door, he saw the Creator. The Creator said: "Give me your way, I've been hungry lately."
"No, my fish is my fish," the Eskimo replied. "Yes!"
The Eskimo picks up a stone and throws it, then continues looking for fish. After Summer, Hunter, and Winter pass, the Eskimo asks: "Who is interrupting me now?" He opens the door and there is a bag in front of him. He asks, "Why?"
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.