A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
