Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Duck

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.

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  • Foot

    Why did my foot cross the road?

    Because your ass was on the other side.

    Daughter

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.

    Elephant

    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

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    Skeleton

    One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

    Miscarriage

    What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

    Her miscarriage.

    Eagle

    How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

    Because they both have eyes.

    Baby

    Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.

    Man

    What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

    No Body Knows.

    No body nose.

    Elephant

    Where is an elephant’s penis?

    On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

    Woman

    Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

    Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

    Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.