Anatomy jokes
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.