Anatomy jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Memes
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.