Anatomy jokes
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Eat my ass!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Ass cream.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.