Anatomy jokes
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.