Anatomy jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Memes
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.