Anatomy jokes
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Travis has baby hands.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!