Anatomy jokes
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Penis.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.