Anatomy jokes
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.