What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
