Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)
Why do Americans suck at chess.......... they already lost two towers
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
dude missisipi got a better kd ratio than you
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B"?
