In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)
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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
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What heppened when the American broke his arm...
He went broke
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
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So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B"?
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
