America Jokes

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What’s an abreviation for school in America

Shooting range

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A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.

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What do you call an Angry Texan?

a Confederate leader

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes? Because they have a history of separating colors.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

What are the best shooting ranges in america?

Schools

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

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A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."