Amativeness jokes
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
I am the orphan joke.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.