Amativeness jokes

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

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I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

I saw a robbery at the Apple store.

Am I an iWitness?

Why am I dumb?

Because I’m dumb.

Gaming, uh?

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

I am a joke.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa.

Eating sugar?

Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.

Smoking? Telling lies?

Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."

(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.