Amativeness jokes

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

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I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

I saw a robbery at the Apple store.

Am I an iWitness?

Why am I dumb?

Because I’m dumb.

Gaming, uh?

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

I am a joke.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.