I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Amativeness Jokes
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Gaming, uh?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I am a joke.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
