Mrs Kadie- I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets. Duddy- sup FGTEEVERS me and James Marsden just got some Chick-filla. Viewers- Got ya again Mrs Kadie . Mrs Kadie- Vincent and James I am going to push you off your roof Duddy and James- AHHHHHHH
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What is the difference between an apple and am orphan. Apples get picked
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
There not jokes there notes now get me
I am in trouble
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
no one is smart i am smart
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon” Man: “Am I dying?” Doctor: “No, your wife is”
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
Doctor: you'll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
Me: I will Rape you! Women NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET 'RAPED'!
Why Do Women Be Like this?
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
i am a orphan.........
