Amativeness Jokes

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.

Me: I been up all night, no sleep--

The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.

Me: stfu! I’m just singing!

Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!

Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!

Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

I am Paul walker

I am no longer anonymous.

Guys am I funny

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

1, 2, I have a gun.

3, 4, I am in a school.

5, 6, Everyone on the ground!

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:

D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!

SCP-1540: A am a were.