What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Amativeness Jokes
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I am Paul Walker.
I am no longer anonymous.
Guys, am I funny?
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
