Alzheimers jokes
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
Wait, where are we again?
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
you.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.