Alzheimers

Alzheimers jokes

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Movie

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

Fan

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Poop

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

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    • Way

    How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

    Grandma

    Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.

    One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

    Disease

    I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

    Um.

    Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

    Girl

    A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

    Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

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    Dad

    Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.