Alzheimers

Alzheimers jokes

Punching Bag

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

Dog

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

Movie

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

Fan

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Poop

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

Grandma

Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.

One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

Disease

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

Girl

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

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Dad

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.