Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
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Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home