Alzheimers jokes
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Why did you say not to?
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.