Alzheimers Jokes

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

Why do- wait, what am i saying, what am I talking about?

You know who else suffers from alzhiemers... You know who else suffers from alzhiemers.

Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

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Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

Who am I? Why am I typing?

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Nether does he

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.

Grandma I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s One second later Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”

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