Alzheimers jokes
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
I love you.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?