Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Nether does he
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
Who am I? Why am I typing?
A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home
Why did you say not to
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
Grandma I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s One second later Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
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