Alzheimers jokes
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.