Always jokes
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."