Always jokes
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.