Always jokes

I'm always hanging in there.

Hanging on the wall.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.

They’re always so twisted!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.

I always hit on 16, then get busted.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.