Always jokes
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂