Always jokes
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Memes
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
I always press the stop button to see you.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!