Always jokes
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.