Always jokes
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Memes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.