Always jokes
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Memes
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I always press the stop button to see you.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.