Always jokes
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.