Always jokes
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Memes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."