Always Jokes

Person: My pony is crazy it's always horsing around.

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

:because their train at the best school

whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Ok, ok why people askin where i went im always on this website. Never think im not.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale." "A gallon?" the barkeeper asks. "Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair

*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well they weren’t always Orphans

Q why do I always see does to gay men in the roundabout

A they couldn’t go straight

what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.

Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

Why do orphans love playing baseball. They can always run home.

I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? Answer: The future

One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him

Why is broly always mad ... anwser;his bros dead

I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."