Always jokes
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).