Always jokes
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Memes
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.