Always jokes
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Memes
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I always press the stop button to see you.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN