Always jokes
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.