Always jokes
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.