Always jokes
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Memes
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.