There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Being an orphan always has an upside for instance a bag of chips is family sized
