Always jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Memes
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.