What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why are orphans always so successful because when their told go big or go home they only have one option.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why does cheetah always lose in a test because he is a cheater
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)