Always jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."