Why are orphas always sad because there parents are not there to chear them up
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why does cheetah always lose in a test because he is a cheater
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)
Computers are females because when it's down you always charg ER
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
Why did the ion always lose at go fish?-Because he was playing with a cheetah
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale." "A gallon?" the barkeeper asks. "Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
when i get home from school i always lay on my floor crying and wishing i was deid.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
