Always jokes
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
You should always be happy about family and love.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.