What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Always Jokes
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
I always press the stop button to see you.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
