Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why are dead baby jokes always funny... They never get old
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
what war game can the French win? none there always losing
how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
Me people call me emo Older cosin why Becase i always have my hood up and where black cloths and ware black cross earrings
MY NAME MUST TASTE GOOD ITS ALWAYS IN YOUR MOUTH
what is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down? What in the Robot!?
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers : )
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
Why can’t a tree have sex they are always tied up
Why are orphans always so successful because when their told go big or go home they only have one option.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
