Always jokes
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?