Airplane

Airplane Jokes

When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."

guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones

North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing because it was not an airplane strip but a tower.

Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu