Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
