Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.