What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
