Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"