Airplane jokes
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.