Airplane

Airplane jokes

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---