Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane cus it's going up
all these jokes are all plane
Why did the twin towers go shopping
To get some plane bread
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
What did the one tower say to the other Here comes the airplane
you know, 9/11 jokes arent funny, their just PLANE wrong
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
What is New Yorkers scared of airplanes
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
