Airplane

Airplane jokes

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.