Airplane jokes
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.