New Airplane Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

all these jokes are all plane

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What did the one tower say to the other Here comes the airplane

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

you know, 9/11 jokes arent funny, their just PLANE wrong

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

There were 5 people on an airplane.

1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world

The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."

"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."

The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.

The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.

The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.

Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"

And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"