New Airplane Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.

If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar

So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.

There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot

I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."