Airplane jokes
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"