Aircraft jokes

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

787 bowing.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.

How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)

3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)

Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

What do farts fly with?

Smellicopters!

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.