Aircraft jokes

Pilot

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

What do you call a Flying Pilot?

He pee on the plane.

I would be smiling if I were the pilot

When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.

How old is a blue plane?

Blue.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

i made a song

Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home

'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away

Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near

Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help me, H… Read more

am i a nato reporting name for the mig 15?

Who wants to talk military planes