Aircraft jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Community talk
i made a song
Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home
'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away
Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near
Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help me, H… Read more
am i a nato reporting name for the mig 15?
Who wants to talk military planes