What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I heard that the twin towers have some plane dna
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
