Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
I heard that the twin towers have some plane dna
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.
Why can we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
