Aircraft jokes
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Helicopters...
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!