Aircraft jokes
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Helicopters...
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!