Aircraft jokes

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

It’s a bird.

It’s a plane.

Oh, shit it is a plane!

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!