Aircraft jokes
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.