Aircraft jokes

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.