What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
I heard that the twin towers have some plane dna
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
