There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I heard that the twin towers have some plane dna
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.
Why can we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
Why couldn't a orphan use a fighter jet
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles
When a plane is having turbulence it’s just the pilot Shaking the steering
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
