Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
I saw some twins so I threw a paper plane at them.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
787 bowing.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I made this one up my self just now.
Stephen hawking would be a good pilot becuase the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
You might think these jokes are plane.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why couldn't a orphan use a fighter jet
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
