Air jokes
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
HKY FM? Hmm.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
My entire existence.
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I air.
Bender.
You are in the airway, how funny!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."