What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
what do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
X【╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22.caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Huh I’m pregnant again must be something in the air, Yea your legs
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/
You are in the air way how funny
Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
why did hitler kill himself? because the air was gas
An African man visits his friend in the US
“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.
“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
„You’re not going to have time to finish this,“ the professor said, as he handed the student a booklet. „Yes I will,“ replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
„No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.“ The student looked incredulous and angry. „Do you know who I am?“
„No, as a matter of fact I don’t,“ replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. „Do you know who I am?“ the student asked again. „No, and I don’t care,“ replied the professor with an air of superiority. „Good,“ replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her onlyfans account I'm a whole air conditioner.
Who jumps the higher?
The emos, some of them are still in the air.
