Air jokes

I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

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What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Love is in the air...

Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

You are in the airway, how funny!

HKY FM? Hmm.

I air.

Bender.

My entire existence.

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Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.